The Laff Boat  •  St. Croix River Cruises  

98 Walnut Street in  Hudson or 3291 S. St. Croix Trail in Afton


July 26th. - Comedy Fish Fry at the Afton House  

Tim Cavanagh • Scott Hansen • Pete Borchers



Aug. 16th. Cruise

Fancy Ray McCloney

June 14th. Cruise

Jeff Gerbino

Sept. 6th Cruise

Tim Bedore


July 12th. Cruise

Tim Walkoe


Afton House Inn

3291 St. Croix Trail S • Afton

Comedy Show and Fish Fry: $39.95

(Plus tax and Gratuity)

Beer Battered Cod. Straight Cut Fries, Baked Beans, Cole Slaw and Afton House Inn Caesar Salad

Seating 6:45 • Dinner 7PM • Show 8PM

Tickets: 651-436-8883



Friday • July 26th

Land Lubbers Comedy Fish Fry

Tim Cavanagh • Scott Hansen • Pete Borchers

Tim Cavanagh, a favorite of Jay Leno , Dr. Demento and "Weird Al" Yankovic, joins Scott Hansen, as seen on HBO and SHOWTIME and "Laugh with Louie Anderson Contest" winner Pete Borchers to promise whales of laughter!

Maybe instead of a cruise, an Italian buffet and gorgeous scenery you prefer an award-winning restaurant, a cozy riverside inn, an incredible all-you-can-eat fish fry and all ten toes planted on terra firma.Then you’ll love “Land Lubbers Comedy Fish Fry.” Tim Cavanagh, Scott Hansen and Pete Borchers (with over 50 national TV credits) combine with the Historic Afton House Inn for an appetite-satisfying and funnybone-busting night of laughter and good food...all on land.

Tim Cavanagh's show is a delightful mix of music, jokes, prizes and audience interaction that plays to all audiences. He has been a crowd favorite of Twin Cities crowds since the iconic Comedy Gallery comedy club opened in 1981. Tim has appeared on Comedy Central, Showtime, WGN America and was featured on an ABC-TV prime time comedy special.

Scott Hansen has made over a million people laugh with numerous successful, national TV appearances. He has appeared on HBO, Showtime,Comedy Central and A&E. He has also made millions of listeners laugh on hundreds of radio stations and is featured on XM

and Sirius Satellite Radio. Scott is the 5-time winner of the Minnesota Comedian of the Year award. This is no easy task in the comedy home of Louie Anderson,Garrison Keilor, Joel Hodgson, Jesse Ventura and Al Franken.

Pete Borchers grew up in the streets of an upper-middleclass suburb with loving parents in a stable home leads to a life of corporate success and prosperity. But Pete managed to overcome the odds and become a comedian instead.

His observational style is sometimes smart and sometimes stupid–but it will always make you laugh. Pete has performed all across Minnesota and Wisconsin and is the winner of both the Jeff Gerbino Clean Comedy Contest and the Laff with Louie Anderson contest. He has been heard on WCCO and KQRS and performed on Twin Cities Live.

Pete credits his sense of humor to his ADD and a paralyzing fear of being normal. He is married with two young boys that are proving to be a challenge to his commitment to laziness and irresponsibility. He hopes that one day he can replicate the fond memory of his own childhood and that one day he can look his own son in the eyes and tell him, “ Go mow my lawn.”